gregxb:
“It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.”
smugduggah:
Not a single microbe can get in or out.
blast-me-off-plz:
friends
thebhoywhowasntthere:
My eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!
judgemyname:
It’s uncomfortable but probably super satisfying to be able to scratch that itch in public without getting looks.