evrydaycosplay:

Anyone who was ever a fan of The Simpsons and fashion will remember when Marge scoured the thrift store racks and scored a pink Chanel suit for $90. Throughout the episode Marge takes the suit to her sewing machine to remake it into a new outfit over and over again. However, the original form of…

Happy Mother’s Day!

judgemyname:

That Marge needs therapy (psychosomatic)
That Marge needs therapy (purely psychosomatic)
That Marge needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! (What does that mean?)
You’re a nut! (you’re a nut!)
You’re crazy in the coconut! (What does that mean?) 
That Marge needs therapy

…and so forth

judgemyname:

I wish I could have the “Don’t push your luck!” people on retainer to shout that out whenever I don’t know when to stop.

“This group of relative strangers seems pretty receptive to the points I’ve made about the movie. Time to break out my unpopular political views.”
“Don’t push your luck! Don’t push your luck!”
“Good lookin’ out, faceless Springfield mob.” 

judgemyname:

As a kid I knew this was a joke, but I still thought it was like 90% of the reason everybody hated me. In retrospect, it was probably 95% I was a dick, 5% adults giving kids permission to be cruel.

Semi-related: in middle school I saw that movie Kids which can, at times, be so cruel.

judgemyname:

I love that she adds punctuation.