The Simpsons Forever: Archive

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“It’s already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has...”

– Principal Skinner

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“Dear Lisa, you rock! Mom is calling rescue agencies, Dad is building a giant...”

– Bart’s letter to Lisa

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Lisa: You do Yoga?
Jesse: Yeah, but I started *before* it was cool.
Lisa: My name's Lisa Simpson.  I think your protest was incredibly brave.
Jesse: Thank you.  This planet needs every friend it can get.
Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best!  That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh.  Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: [chuckles] I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Lisa: Wow.  Um ... I started an organic compost pile at home.
Jesse: Only at home?  You mean you don't pocket-mulch?  [takes out pocketvstuff for Lisa to feel]
Lisa: Oh, it's so decomposed!  Do you think I could join Dirt First?
Jesse: Well ... we *might* have an opening at the poser level.
Lisa: Oh, thank you, thank you!