hospitalhorror:

“Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’, and the hoppin’, and the bippin’, and the boppin’, so they don’t know what the jazz…is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop — no, actually, it’s more like Kodak film — no, actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it’ll be around forever, heh heh heh.”

— episode 2F32

judgemyname:

According to early 90s gangsta rap, wet is (or was) slang for like murdering someone with a gun. I like to think Ralph is using that particular definition when talking about his pants.

mattpoststhings:

Yes.

the-simpsons-blog:

Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time. Uh, Ill make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is…

simpsons

joematar:

Aw, jeez. And you got the stink lines and everything.